jew time

The time schedule that people of jewish orientation use; Being on jew time means one is incapable of being either early or on time.

I told her to be here for 3 but she's on jew time so she didn't show up till about 410.

by Jamamay April 2, 2011

Jew Broom

A jewish afro.

Evan is has a jew broom. It shines the floors well!

by jezzabellelust April 27, 2010

Jew tan

someone of jewish ethnicity or has jewish heritage and has an all year tan

hey have you been on holiday? no it's just my jew tan

by knickerbockerglory July 20, 2010

Jew flu

When a man is only attracted to Jewish women.

That guy has to have a raging case of Jew Flu, he's a gentile who is going to temple.

by Dave the Wave April 24, 2006

syrian jew

A jewish person who resides or is from Syria. Many of these people came from Spain in 1942 when the were expelled and persecuted by the Spanish Monarchs.However there was a presence since the temple in Jerusalem was built. King Solomon's brother built a Temple in Aleppo Syria in those times and there have been a Syrian Jews since that time.
They are refered to as Sephardic Jews.

Sephardic Jews are refered to as the people that came or live in the middle east. They are refered to as Syrian Jew.

by Morris Harary September 3, 2006

Covetous Jew

Not neccecarily somebody who is Jewish but that one friend we all have who is reluctant to spend money under any circumstances. Be it birthdays or just everyday life they will go through extreme lengths to save a couple of bucks.

Rachel "Why doesnt karli wanna go out to dinner?"

Rhys "Duh she's a covetous jew!"

by rhysyboy93 April 11, 2010

Jew eat?

Compressed phrase that means "Did you eat?" often heard as "Jew eat?" by particularly sensitive and/or peculiarly paranoid people of the Jewish persuasion, especially when asked by a goy (non-Jew). "Jew eat?" syndrome was first exposed to mass culture by Woody Allen in his Oscar-winning film "Annie Hall" (1977).

Alvy Singer (Woody Allen) to his calm friend Rob (Tony Roberts):

"You know, I was having lunch with some guys from NBC, so I said, 'Did you eat yet or what?' And Tom Christie said, 'No, JEW?' Not 'Did you?'...JEW eat? JEW? You get it? JEW eat?"

-- Woody Allen, screenplay for "Annie Hall"

by Tummy AuGratin February 27, 2006