Jake

Simp

“Damn Jake, why you simpin so hard?”

by Jakeisasimp123 February 19, 2020

Jake

No this isn’t jake from state farm. Although one would expect him to be a stereotypical white boy, he is quite the opposite. He’s kinda a nerd with two monitors and probably has a rainbow keyboard. He likes space and was accidentally a cuck in his trip to Germany. He also has a fat velumptious butt.

Omg Jake is my bae, I wanna move to Switzerland with him.

by user213283 October 11, 2020

Jake

Jake is a guy who will always love you even when you make dumb mistakes, he’s the type that you will give a second chance, he’s the type of guy that would always have family first more than anything but he will still fine time for you. Oh and he’s like also really smart

Jake is like my ride or die

by Lilly’s life February 16, 2019

Jake

Someone who is slower than normal. Dumb. Stupid. An idiot. Big trucks have a "jake" brake. See also: Truck.

Guy 1:What is taking this guy so long?
Guy 2: I'm not sure, he's just a Jake.

by PathLessTraveled August 1, 2018

Jake

A small goon with a over the top jelled hair cut pretty sure he lives in a bin and always loves his mums blowjobs and bed time story’s

Jake a name of a person with usually a birth defect

by Big wubbie February 4, 2019

Jake

Sexiest man alive

Person 1: Yo, have u seen Jake from yubo?
Person 2: brooooooo yeah he’s so fucking sexy

You see that man over there?

Yeah he’s Jake, sexiest man on yubo

by oogaboogasym July 8, 2019

Jake

A guy that thinks he is good at everything. Usually tries to get girls but never works out. They think they are better than everyone but it gets them no where. The kinda guy that gets beat up. Jakes usual suck at sports and get shamed in front of everyone then just go home or leave. Don't belong on the top of the group, belong more toward the bottom where the scrubs are.

1. Man poor Jake, I feel so bad for him.

1. Man that kid is such a jake, he probably doesn't have any friends.

2. Yo I just beat up this loser, I think his name was Jake.

3. Man poor Jake, I feel so bad for him.

by Jake toolman June 17, 2018