dry peanutbutter jar

Your mom

Person 1: you suck

Person 2: Dry peanutbutter jar

by ImAIdiot12 October 22, 2022

Onion Jar

That guy who knows absolutely everything yet lacks any ability to apply said knowledge. He can tell you everything about the processes gone into making the glass jar, how many onions the jar contains, chemical composition of the pickling vinegar, what type of onions they are .... yet has the complete inability to take the lid off.

"Here Jeff, that new project manager is a right ONION JAR, hadn't got a clue which way to turn the spanner to undo that nut!"

by dgh938peg June 14, 2016

the ferp jar

The jar used to contain and preserve debris from ferping such as brain matter, bone ash, bodily fluids and goon juice for later consumption.

“Yo bruh we was ferping in that bitch crazy, pass me the ferp jar dawg because I got hella brain smeg on my shit and I’m tryna clean ts(this) off .”

by ThoseWhoKnowSigmaBalkanRage March 3, 2025

pickle jar

it is a jar of pickles
what did you expect

"Hey! I'm gonna take a pickle out of this jar of pickles sitting on your jars of pickles shelf that has jars of pickles and pickles in those jars of pickles."
"Ok. You can take a pickle jar if you want."

by Meme Ghost October 11, 2021

Glass Jar

And old person’s way of saying Testicles

One little hit in your glass jar and you’ll be rolling all over the floor.

by No telling November 1, 2019

jam jars

glasses

person one: i like your jam jars

person two: thanks

by p00piep4nts November 19, 2021

Penny Jar

A term used to describe urban areas with a high concentration of poor blacks

Keep away from that penny jar at night if you don't want to be mugged.

by marylincoln April 10, 2011