Playing in your ass

Used when you are just playing. This can be said after telling a friend a joke or when messing around with someone.

You can also use:
-Fondling in your ass
-Twiddling in your ass

This is not meant to be taken literally.

Me: I took a pregnancy test this morning.... it was positive.
You:.....
Me: I'm just playing in your ass.

by raleighnative March 11, 2024

Try sticking your head up your ass

One of the greatest insults in cinema history; Insult used by Scarface when he’s about to be chsinsawed.

Scarface: Why don’t you try sticking your head up your ass? See if it fits.

by SiL3Nt J September 30, 2023

get your ass in the car

Slang for saying don’t do that, or it’s a bad idea

Friend- I wanna get wit my ex

Me- girl, get your ass in the car

by Bigbooty63 March 25, 2022

Fuck your girlfriends ass day

Today is the day to bend your girlfriend over and rail her in the ass!

February 20th is labeled the best day.

Man fuck your girlfriends ass day is the best day ever you can fuck it no matter what since it’s that day

by Duderruder February 20, 2025

an ear up your ass

When you are so pissed at your brother and he calls on Thanksgiving to complain and thinks you give two shits so you give him an ear up your ass. —-anonymous

You will get an ear up your ass if call me with shit I don’t care about.

by Byebyekittie November 27, 2020

Walking on your ass cheeks

To be so high and couch locked that you have to slide one ass cheek then slide the other in order to make it off the couch

This Skywalker og will have you so high you’ll be “walking on your ass cheeks”

by richgang7081 September 10, 2023

KELP YOUR ASS

To make someone’s ass so wet it remind you of underwater cabbage

“I wanna kelp your ass so bad tonight” said Tom

by Deifiner111426 February 9, 2021