Or Batman.
Charlatan "If I can make up a 'if this then that' statement then what I'm saying is true! It's embedded in the structure of the universe!"

Hym "Yes. Of course. You're clearly not a petty charlatan and a tyrant and you're clearly not using fascist collusion and gaslighting to enrich yourself and subvert the government. And it's NOT opposite world. All of these things are clearly not the case and no one is going to die as a direct result of you doing that."
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can i chew your box

When a man inappropriately asks a women during foreplay to perform oral sex on her.
While his finger was deep in Michelle's vagina, Tripp awkwardly stopped all actions and asked, "Can I chew your box?"
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Can I put a bow on it?

It’s basically saying can I put a bow on that dick.
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WHAT CAN I SAYY

WHAT CAN I SAY WHAT CAN I SAYY” while doing the hand movements
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can i art you

To draw with your white goo on a females forhead while you bust
Jerry was getting fantastic dome and asked "Can I art you?" right before he busted he drew a picture of a smiley face on her forehead
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can i date ur mum

to be very weird if you say that
ur mum is hot and she is thicccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc can i date ur mum pls
by inquistitormaster stan March 14, 2022
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