Plays badass 2nd base for the Texas Rangers. Has a new daughter named Rian. He wears short pants and acts like a child. He is sometimes gleeked by his equally sexy teammates.
Ian Kinsler is the hottest 2nd baseman in all of baseball.
Ian Kinsler is better than Dustin Pedroia.
Ian Kinsler is better than Dustin Pedroia.
by TessK July 9, 2009
Get the Ian Kinslermug. This is similar to the term ' Metal Dan', Except it is performed using the Lord of the Rings Two towers Book ( hard back copy ) , Every page should be used to be performed correctly.
See Metal Dan
See Metal Dan
by Metal0010 December 1, 2010
Get the Metal Ianmug. An alpha male with very big wood.
When threatened an Ian Mackie will throw any books and chairs in his immediate vicinity at any bystanders.
If startled, an Ian Mackie will bellow out a 270dB roar and also turn red in an attempt to ward off any potential prey
When threatened an Ian Mackie will throw any books and chairs in his immediate vicinity at any bystanders.
If startled, an Ian Mackie will bellow out a 270dB roar and also turn red in an attempt to ward off any potential prey
Person 1: "Oh look at that alpha male shouting and turning red while throwing books and chairs"
Person 2: "Yeah that's an Ian Mackie, I could hear him from W10"
Person 2: "Yeah that's an Ian Mackie, I could hear him from W10"
by wellingtonboot123 June 5, 2023
Get the Ian mackiemug. He comes from the North. He is a sweet and caring man that every woman dreamed of having. He is also a jolly but straight-forward man that's why everyone thinks he is insensitive but the truth is he is a soft-hearted person. He is the type of person who can't express his true feelings but someone out there knows him very well, his every little things. She loves him very much but they ended up losing each other.
by Patrick_Star June 8, 2021
Get the Rod Ianmug. by fxllenangelz August 7, 2021
Get the ian merritmug. Damn this guys a fat fuck. Stuck in his high school days, Ian typically spends his day constantly formulating lies and tends to “cap” about everything he says. Also, the biggest nicotine fiend around.
Wait, I thought Ian said that he was gonna smoke a blunt with me if I gave him a dab?
Nah, it’s Ian Hogan. He’s cap.
Nah, it’s Ian Hogan. He’s cap.
by Not here? April 16, 2020
Get the Ian Hoganmug. by The One, The Only, Harambe November 1, 2016
Get the Ian Quinnmug.