Ian Kinsler

Plays badass 2nd base for the Texas Rangers. Has a new daughter named Rian. He wears short pants and acts like a child. He is sometimes gleeked by his equally sexy teammates.

Ian Kinsler is the hottest 2nd baseman in all of baseball.

Ian Kinsler is better than Dustin Pedroia.

by TessK July 9, 2009

Metal Ian

This is similar to the term ' Metal Dan', Except it is performed using the Lord of the Rings Two towers Book ( hard back copy ) , Every page should be used to be performed correctly.

See Metal Dan

You just got metal Ian'd' 'I wouldn't like to be metal Ian'd, it takes hours

by Metal0010 December 1, 2010

Ian Lind

Acoustic musician springing from Bakersfield CA
Now exploding to have a very large following in Australia and Great Britain

Mike "Dude did you hear that new song?"
Doug "You mean Rollerblades by Ian Lind?"

by RockandRoll212 October 30, 2011

Ian panchesine

Ian panchesine is a god given gift to humanity, if you encounter him you will be the luckiest person in the world! He has good looks and some say he is smarter than Albert Einstein!

Random guy: who is that handsome dude over there?

Random guy 2: oh thats ian panchesine hot and smart!

Jeff Bezos: I wish I could be ian panchesine

by The dictatonary June 9, 2022

ian merrit

is a gay minecraft player with almost a year in time played

ian merrit is gay

by fxllenangelz August 7, 2021

Ian Hogan

Damn this guys a fat fuck. Stuck in his high school days, Ian typically spends his day constantly formulating lies and tends to “cap” about everything he says. Also, the biggest nicotine fiend around.

Wait, I thought Ian said that he was gonna smoke a blunt with me if I gave him a dab?

Nah, it’s Ian Hogan. He’s cap.

by Not here? April 16, 2020

Ian Quinn

The biggest jackass ever to live. He has no porpose in life and just needs to jump off a cliff

Ian Quinn is a douche

by The One, The Only, Harambe November 1, 2016