Heather

A massive fuckin bottom

Oh her favorite artist is Carly Rae Jepsen? I bet she's a Heather..

by 3p1ct0p March 14, 2020

Heather

a wither/Jesus/numb bee godmode 23 years old not human being who has a racoon plush as pet named mr sandman rocky rick rigby mushy pepper the trash panda (she's the best uwu)

Wow, she's/he's such a Heather :0

by Somerandomgirlintheinternet October 6, 2019

Heather

Heather is a name to call girls who you think look perfect or have perfect lives. This term was popular in 2020 and nobody really uses it anymore. But it is one of the cutest things girls said to eachother.

Girl 1: Omg, that girl is literally such a HEATHER
Girl 2: I know right? Oh I would kill to be her

by Wiseoneof1personnobodyknows February 13, 2022

Heather

Someone who is simultaneously the nicest person you know and you love to be around but also the meanest dickhead at times

Person 1: that girl over there is so charming but she's also a huge asshole

Person 2: Damn she must be a Heather

by WhiteDeath182 April 21, 2023

Heather

Your crush's crush

Boy: I like Amanda, but she likes Jenny.
Boy: My crush likes Jenny too! She's such a Heather.

by Lil Bunny Bubbles September 9, 2020

hEaThEr

Everyone wants to be her for example

∞TikTok∞
As i watch her eyes as she walks by

She such an heather
I really want to be like that heather!

by AshnikkoII November 3, 2020

The double heather

A kick your ass drink consisting of a whiskey filled pint glass, preferably irish; a splash of soda (substitute an energy drink here for a tasty yet unnecessary alternative); top it off with a gram of your finest cocaine, because your poor nose refuses entry after years of keith richard type partying.

The double heather is typically seen in the arthritic clutches of a tweaked,grizzled hippie, concocting his elixir on the sly, however, a few ride or die bitches have been known to enjoy this masterpiece.

im crashing hard here man; the double heather usually picks me up ; then we dougie.

by Jonny highway June 9, 2011