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Alabama Handshake

the act of coming in your hand and slapping your sexual partner in the face
i pulled out and gave her an alabama handshake
by bevdogg May 6, 2011
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lake jackson handshake

Grabbing the nearest dick handy and pumping for all your worth.
I wasn't expecting it, but suddenly in the middle of class, he gave me a Lake Jackson Handshake
by Hannibal March 29, 2003
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male handbook

An unwritten book about laws that males must abide by.
1. Don't date your bestfriend's ex.
2. Don't backstab your bestfriend.
3. Bros before hoes.
4. Talk about girl's tits and twats a lot so you don't look gay.
5. Never joke about a guy's sister or mom.
6. Ball tap someone back for revenge.
And so on...
Greg went against the male handbook. He is dating Katelyn even though his bestfriend Andrew broke up with her in the Spring.
by quest?onmyidentity September 21, 2007
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Bachelors Handshake

Grab a random girls boob and when she goes to slap you give her a high five.
Man I gave this hottie the bachelors handshake today and it was totally epic!
by Batmanning October 3, 2011
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Irish Handshake

a greeting given to a male adversary consisting of grabbing him by the balls and squeezing as hard as possible until he doubles over in pain, then headbutting him in the bridge of the nose.
"If you think he's too big to take down otherwise, give him the old Irish Handshake, he'll be on the ground bleeding before he knows what hit him."
by EquenzuOja April 18, 2010
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Turkish handshake

She can't get pregnant if all you do is have a Turkish handshake.

fifth base isn't sexual or even personal in some parts of Turkey -- it's basically like a handshake. They say hi that way.
by maxkeepsitreal1 February 18, 2010
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manchurian handshake

While giving a girl anal, and it just aint satisfying, you reach up her pus and jerk yourself off.
that bitches ass was so loose, that i gave myself a manchurian handshake; i showed that bitch whats up
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