Hotel Hag

Someone good enough to have hotel sex with but someone you don't want to be seen in public with.

I want to go on a date with him but we never go out anywhere. I'm afraid I'm just a hotel hag.

by anonymous December 17, 2024

Free Hotel

If you go to the airport, shit in a sink and say "I have a bomb" 69 times. A strange person called the police will give you a free hotel stay in a place called prison.

I am enjoying my Free Hotel stay very much!

by Jorg_Bush420 September 27, 2022

hotel body

when your body count reaches higher than the number of rooms in a hotel

she’s in her first year of college but she already has a hotel body

by marenisthebomb.com March 16, 2020

Mikes-Hotel-Hand

A two fingered gesture when you want others to move.

“As we pulled up at the hotel we saw the window of the Emira open and Mikes-Hotel-Hand slide out telling us where to park.”

by RS Grant February 27, 2024

hotel holiday

A holiday made better by the accommodations you have

Our trip to Norway was such a hotel holiday - we spent the whole time staying in igloos and fjord cabins and teepees that gave us unique experiences we couldn’t have gotten if we stayed somewhere else

by Hotelholiday November 22, 2021

Hotel Heaven

SUS SERVER FOR SUS DISCORD USERS

HEY Hotel Heaven is really sus server

by urban-nerd May 14, 2021

Hotel Room Syndrome

When your romantic interest is already taken but you continue to make moves at them and/or wait for them to break up with their current spouse, and end up in a relationship with them- like waiting for a hotel room to be available.

My ex's best friend had a serious case of hotel room syndrome, as soon as I broke up with them they were quickly in a relationship.

by NVIDIAGTX1080 April 5, 2025