Guinea Pig Bacon

The bacon served in just about any of the beloved Family Food chains, that has been sliced so thin it resembles the meat you'd get harvesting a Guinea Pig.

"I hope I don't get Guinea Pig bacon with my Grand Slam this time!".

by The Soup Nazi's Friend November 17, 2018

Guinea Mans Shuffle

Fresh off the crabbin boat, after your first hit off your meth pipe. Grab your gal and your pound of crabs, proceed to stuff the crabs into your women till they start shuffling around like a chicken with it's head cut off. Tell her "You ain't ready for this meth hound doll"

Guy 1- "get any crabs yesterday?"
Guy 2- "nah bub used em all for the Guinea Mans Shuffle."

by Dont_panic_im_hispanic April 8, 2019

Limp Guinea

The moment after ejaculation and before flacidity where a penis is hanging at a specific curve. Not erect yet not flacid, this middle ground is known as a limp guinea.

I barely finished jacking off before my roommate came home, pretty sure he saw my limp guinea

by 4striiiing January 5, 2017

Nem Guindaste

talita

"Talita é muito gostosa nem guindaste pra me tirar de cima"

by coala gay May 15, 2020

Gunny

Quiet unassuming Scotsman
Top bloke,liked and admired by all who meet him.
Handsome yet corteous and pleasent never boastful or big headed.
Enjoys riding motorcycles and spending time with friends and family.
Never looks down on people though silently laughs at small minded imbeciles who try to undermine his good standing in the community.

That Gunny really is a great guy.

Gunny really is rather handsome you know.

by whbottom February 13, 2010

Guinea Pig

It's just a giant fucking hamster.

Guinea Pigs are just larger versions of hamsters.

by KillerFletch January 15, 2015

Guiness

1. guiness is buff
2.guiness is fit
3. guiness is guiness

I love guiness (robbie orr)

by Sex godess February 22, 2004