Quandarious Gooch

Brodie fr got hit with a Quandarious Gooch
by cookiepack May 11, 2022
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Gooch Goo

I worked my ass off all day in the sun and need to clean all this gooch goo off my ballsack.
by Inomon May 09, 2018
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poopy gooch

When some one poops a very wet messy poop and then wipes towards the front ie. The gooch.

Also could describe when a man steps in smelly dog shit while wearing his Gucci loafers.
Ew. That guy just tracked dog shit all over the house with his poopy gooch.
by GoobeyWoob October 21, 2017
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gooch rupture

When the piece of skin between your balls and your arse explodes from either doing a large shit or insertion of an external object.
Doctor, we have a category 5 gooch rupture.
by Quickstix45 January 29, 2015
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Gooch Goblin

A person (man or woman) who is like a crack addict for licking gooches.
"Holy shit, i took this girl to bed and she was a total Gooch Goblin!"
by The_Jawbreaker April 30, 2019
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gooch hoof

The worst form of physical punishment known to humankind. When the toes of the foot (preferably with shoes) are thrust into the gooch with maximum force, so hard that the victim gains airtime.
Andrew: hey antony should we gooch hoof ryan?
Antony: you know it.
Ryan: *fucking dies*
Andrew: good ol' gooch hoofing.
by andyboi69 May 18, 2018
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Gooch-licker

Another way of saying someone is a suck-up or ass-kisser; The word Gooch is referring to the no man’s land between a males asshole and balls.
Did you seem Tom with the boss again today? Yeah, Tom is a total Gooch-licker.
by Cledusbosepheus February 25, 2022
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