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gooch gardener

Someone who, by trade, crops and maintains the area between ones sack and colon.
Person 1: Ive been eating a whole lot of just the gravy rolls lately and the explosive diarrhoea has not only wrecked my porceline, its getting stuck in my wildly untamed gooch hairs
Person 2: You should call a gooch gardener, he'll have you as hairless as a korean ping pong tong player's calves in no time
by Justdatiler September 11, 2016
mugGet the gooch gardenermug.

tuna gooch

When a guy goes a few days without showering and starts to get a smell on his groins and gooch that smells like tuna. It's pretty much the male equivalent to a fishy vag.
Guy1: "Hey Tom, do you want to head over to Lawn St? There's a few girls over there just drinking and chilling.
Guy2: "Yeah I'm down, just give me a second to clean up."
Guy1: "Awe man are you taking care of some tuna gooch? Got to be safe just in case."
Guy2: "Damn right dude...RIP tuna gooch."
by Menopause21 October 9, 2016
mugGet the tuna goochmug.

Pseudo Gooch

When the gooch of a feminist inflates, usually incurred by the natural wrath of gender, to form a female scrotum
Damn Bill, look at the pseudo gooch on that one!
Shit Mike, she must be real hot and bothered
by The Captian May 5, 2015
mugGet the Pseudo Goochmug.

Gooch lip's

Gooch lips is when a obese strumpets Gooch has a fold in then middle due to the rotundness of the individual
Charlie look at that I bet her Gooch lip's smell like stilton
by Super sausage October 31, 2023
mugGet the Gooch lip'smug.

gooch pump

its the area between your balls and ass.. if you press on it at the right time during a gnarly pisser you get the perfect drip
i had to take steamy leaky and thank god i used the gooch pump or else i wouldve been all warmy in my pantalones
by DopeDudeDustin August 28, 2021
mugGet the gooch pumpmug.

Gooch Rag

Somebody who gives the name douchebag a bad name.
Inspired by the term Gooch
A Gooch Rag is a dirty old rag that is used to clean the gooch area of the body (the part of the body between the Asshole & the testicles).
That guy is such a Gooch Rag!
John that GR stole my business plans!

GR is short for Gooch Rag (and much cooler to use).
by S D June 3, 2008
mugGet the Gooch Ragmug.

Gooch Goblin

A person (man or woman) who is like a crack addict for licking gooches.
"Holy shit, i took this girl to bed and she was a total Gooch Goblin!"
by The_Jawbreaker April 30, 2019
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