bandaid girlfriend

When a guy gets a girl friend for the sake of it because they think it will change there behaviour
"I can't control my own shit I need help settling down." "I need a bandaid girlfriend"
by Dane Tito March 10, 2015
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zipcode girlfriend

Girlfriend you have in a speical zipcode. Might chat with a little when back home but mainly just there for when you are in a certain zipcode.
Faraaz: Yea i just hung out a Maheens all weekend, but we have talked all week.

Bob: yea u goturself a zipcode girlfriend
by pseudonymchamp February 11, 2010
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girlfriend tax

Liberally interpreted as the price you have to pay for having a girlfriend: taking her out, buying her things, paying for incidentals. Can also refer to the non-monetary price: time, missed opportunities with other women, real/feigned emotional support.
Guy1: Dude you wanna go out tonight?
Guy2: Can't bro, girlfriend tax has me strapped right now.
by Paralytic August 04, 2010
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Almost-Girlfriend

Someone you are seeing for awhile, and even though you get introduced to her friends and family and spent valentine's day weekend with her in scenic cabin out somewhere, she still won't be referred to as "girlfriend". There can be almost-boyfriends, too, I suppose.
Yesterday I went to the wedding of my almost-girlfriend's cousin and her mother asked me if my knee is doing better.
by colleague June 11, 2009
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The Girlfriend Buff

When a League of Legends player is in a game with his girlfriend so they'll try their best to show off to her and win the game.
Faker has the girlfriend buff, he's gonna tryhard the flex game.
by PayaFromKonoha September 11, 2021
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girlfriend rodeo

Whilst having sex with your woman, pref doggy style, secretly invite your friends to watch in your closet with a video camera, during intercourse, grab your womans hips and start screaming "GIRLFRIEND RODEOOOOO" on that que, your friends burst out of the closet parading around the bed screaming "GIRLFRIEND RODEOOOOO" and try to hold on to that bitch as long as you can.
hey man, you missed jons girlfriend rodeo last night, it was awesome, she ended up falling off her bed and kicking jon in the face knocking him out and then falling through his coffee table, luckily we have the video tape so you can watch it.
by j0nathan May 04, 2008
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Girlfriend sexy

A phrase referring to a woman whose hotness is something more than just raw sexual desirability. What makes her sexy is not measured in base terms like "how much would you pay to bang her," but rather by whether or not she is someone you would want to engage in a long-term or permanent relationship with. Usually, a girl who is "girlfriend sexy" possesses at least some wholesome, nurturing qualities and a good sense of humor in addition to being physically attractive. She's the kind of girl who you can bring home to meet your parents, and she usually has good mom potential.

Keep in mind that this definition is fairly subjective, since what makes a girl "girlfriend sexy" will always be dependent largely on what a guy is looking for in a girlfriend. Generally though, they are considered to be more "authentic" than the average hot chick, which can mean a lot of different things to a lot of different people.
Guy 1: "Why are you so hung up about that chick from your art class? There are plenty of chicks in this school who are sexier than her."

Guy 2: "You just don't get it-- she's the only one who's girlfriend sexy."
by MongooseFarmer June 14, 2012
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