grandpa your grandma

To have sexual relations with another person’s Grandmother (usually leading to criminal sexual assault charges).

Andriy: Yo u tryna get fucked up today? Cop some valid shit
Eugene: yea aight how bout I grandpa your grandma?
Nick: niggas gonna grandpa your grandma…

by John Baione June 6, 2022

Shut your face, grandma

A song by Señora Lanza.

Lyrics:
She’s my grandma (x2)
And she doesn’t shut her trap (x2)
I take it four, five minutes
But after six I say

Shut your face, grandma
Shut your goddamn face
Shut your face, grandma
Shut your goddamn face
Shut your face, grandma

Guy: My favorite song is Bohemian Rhapsody. What about you?
Señora Lanza fan: I prefer shut your face, grandma

by asthomasa May 1, 2020

grandma

Short for the liquor Grand Marnier.

I'll take two shots of Grandma please.

I can't get the taste of Grandma out of my nouth.

by Ryan Robertson May 13, 2005

grandma

they are funny old women

My Mom;s Mom is a grandma

by screamyourheadoff October 6, 2008

grandmas house

slang when you have sex

hey buddy i went to grandmas house last night and jenny had a great time.

by texasdallas12 March 29, 2010

Grandmaster

Grandmaster is a rank I'm overwatch that only the top 1% can achieve

Ed:"Last week I finally hit grandmaster"
Leo:"I can't seem to get out of silver"
Ed:" maybe stop playing hanzo"

by Duck man 4 October 7, 2017

smell your grandma

A sentence used by celebratory faces in lessons such as Math to insult people they admire or are attracted to. This statement can mean the person would like to smell underwear belonging to who it is aimed at.

"That's well rand, I'm creasing"

*Guilty face*
"Smell your grandma"

by almanjam February 7, 2009