glasses

something you wear that makes you look smarter

john wears glasses, he must be getting straight A's

by tatomuck1 January 21, 2009

Glass-Bottom Boat

latin: Traba crystalis

In this perfect addition to foreplay, one partner lies beneath a glass coffee table while the other squats above it and unloads. Like viewing the colorful sea life from the relative safety and serenity of a glass-bottom boat, this simple maneuver is not only arousing but biologically tantalizing.

I've been to Hawaii. I've seen all of those fish---its what every tourist does. It's neat and all, but never blew me away. But getting to see my Bobby in action, doing that Glass-bottom boat for me, seeing that magical human process going on in front of me . . .well, I just felt like a science student all over again.

by Dirty Buck Nasty March 29, 2010

Dick Under Glass

A woman's fall-back guy, a friend who isn't good enough to date but kept around in case all of her other options eventually fail.

"Dude, give up on her. You're her dick under glass."

by Mogogo January 12, 2009

Glasgow

Imagine going to a place as a tourist and constantly being stopped when you pull your map out... by people saying in a charming Glaswegian accent "Ah ken glasgow better than that map, whar you headin?" This happened four times in the day we were there. Lovely people, felt like being in Manchester. Buchanan Bus Station past 10 feels a bit horrible but hey ho we survived!

In Glasgow...

Glaswegian - Need help?
Me - Yes please, by the way are you going to rape and knife me?
Glaswegian - No, we're not in Paisley!

by Manc96 April 13, 2013

GlassJAw

A band, my favorite band, that once you start listening to them, you realize its the most meaningful music out there. The frontman, Daryl Palumbo, lyrics are so full of anger and hatred for his past "loves" He has even more sadness and rage for the disease he suffers, making this band the best band ever.

glassjaw is my favorite band.

by Anthony Kulick(aim screenname lhaveaglassjaw) July 14, 2003

glastras

dirty, filthy wog that loves the big, black cock

"ew, look at that glastras"

by miliopet2017 November 25, 2013

Costello Glasses

Big thick rimmed black glasses that musician Elvis Costello famously wears.

That guys glasses are huge, the look like Costello's.

Those glasses make you look artsy, they're totally Elvis Costello Glasses

by dickwalsh February 1, 2009