jeezy fries

a phrase that is akin to the swear jesus christ but more appropriate for situations in which an attempt at sympathy is being conveyed, and connotes despair/frustration or commiseration.

Becky: My cat just puked on the paper I spent all night working on and I don't have enough ink to print off another one.

Moose: jeezy fries, that sucks...

by jm00 March 1, 2009

cooter fries

when fries land in a girl's lap

Ah man, my fries landed in my lap. You've got cooter fries!

by hellogoodbye121 June 16, 2010

Consolation Fries

Free food given to you by restaurants when they screw up your food.

"I was at Outback and they didn't cook my steak right. When it came back to the table, there were more fries on the plate. They gave me "Consolation Fries."

by Myrina September 24, 2011

No Frills

Just the basics, doing something well and being lowkey about it

Simp- “Yo dude that was crazy”
Cool guy- “just taking care of business”

Simp- “you won’t an award?”
Cool guy- “nah dawg no frills”

by Bellerose.homies.gov May 19, 2020

Double dime and fries

Shorthand for a 20 piece chicken McNugget and a medium fry, usually ordered after 10 PM, and occasionally drunk

Cashier: Welcome to McDonald's can I take your order?

Me: double dime and fries, my good dude

Cashier: ...one of those days, huh?

Me: ... yeah...

by N00berson McGee November 15, 2016

personal employee files found in dumpster behind shuttered Commerce

Piles of personal employee files found in dumpster behind shuttered Commerce Township business after eviction

Piles of personal employee files found in dumpster behind shuttered Commerce Township business after eviction

by anonymous March 9, 2021

burger and fries

When a girl wants you to tiggle her titties and she's craving the pointy thing in your pants

I want your burger and fries *wink*

by vaginapowerforallhumananatomy November 24, 2015