fresh water shark

Euphemism for feces. The product of a heat spike when left in a wet environment such as the bowl or a body of water. When left in a dry surrounding, known as a ‘lawn trout’.

Some fucker left a fresh water shark in the bowl.
John is sure to watch out for fresh water sharks when water skiing.

by The Steiny August 28, 2007

freestyle teapot

To bust the well known,and might i say very natural. One hand on hip position.Forming the teapot. Now the freestyle element is simple! The position can be posed,for example, while jumping a bike-the more flamboyant the better. Or simply propping the bar up in your local( One leg usually crossed over t'other) p.s this great way to pass time is nothing to do with that annoying twat Harry bastard Potter

Look at that (insert somthing random,but funny ) Take a picture of me potting against it and get it up on that freestyle teapotters facebook group.

by MrKenny April 17, 2009

fresh pair of timbs

Timbs (fresh pair of)- When you got them timbd

Wow look at Bryan! He is making choccy milk while wearing a fresh pair of timbs!

by TheNemo27 December 30, 2016

Fresh and clean

Free of sexually transmitted diseases

I have no sexually transmitted diseases so I am fresh and clean

by Miktoms October 19, 2017

Fresh Clam

The pussy when it is nice and smooth, fresh and clean right out of the shower. Ready to be shucked out of them panties and eaten.

Rachel has the sweetest fresh clam. My face was deep.

by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018

Fresh frozen

A word chefs use to describe gross microwaved frozen reheated food to Ramsey.

"Did you microwave this fucking slop?" "Its fresh- Fresh frozen"

by Mike Hunttttttttt June 16, 2020

retro fresh

a style in which something new or modern is designed to look retro.

Damn that chair is retro fresh!

by Dan727 August 12, 2007