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Schrödinger's Glory Hole

when you don't know if it's a woman or a femboy on the other side but you still slip it in anyways and find out later
Jackson: fuck man I went to that glory hole expecting a femboy, but I got a woman slobbering all over my meat 😭😭

Leo: mustard been a Schrödinger's Glory Hole then
by theJuanwhoknocks September 6, 2025
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Glory

Ha! UMAI!
Hym "You are selling something I gave away for free for the purpose of your own aggrandizement and giving stolen glory to a false god that you don't actually believe in because you are a fraud and a charlatan. And I know that they mean the same thing but the word 'charlatan' has a religious connotation that the word 'fraud' does not. You don't want me to say your name as bad as you think you do..."
by Hym Iam July 24, 2022
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gummy glory hole

The act of getting your dick sucked by someone without teeth
Hey grandma have you given grandpa a gummy glory hole before?
by sliceofhamm February 8, 2018
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Glory hunter

Dylan Dorey is a fat glory hunter.
by YapiYapo June 26, 2020
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Moment of Glory

In MMOs a "moment of glory" refers to a moment when a player achieves something significant, impressive, or especially challenging.
After perfectly executing their rotations and dodging every mechanic, the Black Mage unleashed their final spell, sealing the victory and claiming their moment of glory.
by maleboy October 21, 2023
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glory cheese

The cum stain left in your underwear after anal sex.
Jeremy Irons came in my ass so much I have serious glory cheese.
by Anabsurdsorcerer July 8, 2017
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a guy who lives in his glory days

Guy was a pretty good HS football player but 40 years later STILL can’t stop talking about his modest accomplishments.
Joey was a decent QB in HS but NEVER went further, talks constantly about how great he was in his underwhelming a guy who lives in his glory days ” and everyone is sick and tired of his bullshit.
by dmillswvu82 July 26, 2024
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