by funnyguy415 July 13, 2018

Friend 1: "Your mom gay lol"
Friend 2: "Odd flex but ok"
Friend 1: "Bro I almost got in a car accident"
Friend 2: "Odd flex but ok"
Friend 2: "Odd flex but ok"
Friend 1: "Bro I almost got in a car accident"
Friend 2: "Odd flex but ok"
by Everlastingice November 8, 2018

When a fiend is controlled by the vagina of the girlfriend. He will always ditch you at school to hang with his pussy. And cant do anything about it because he is a bitch!
Brady- "Hey erich wanna hang?"
Erich-"No i gunna-"
Brady- "Oh! your pussy called. Whip master Flex of to work"
Spencer- "Dont even bother asking him to chill"
Erich-"No i gunna-"
Brady- "Oh! your pussy called. Whip master Flex of to work"
Spencer- "Dont even bother asking him to chill"
by Brady White April 30, 2009

Internet thug "bootcamp" for assholes. Those who have the biggest e-peen are better than those who don't. People compare e-peen sizes via some odd sort of "flexing" that occurs in which people try to show the other how much better they are by using all capital letters.
Mary Poppins: I CAN FLY MOTHER-FUCKER.
Joe: DAMN YOUR E-PEEN IS HUGE.
In this case, Mary Poppins is showing how he is a master at e-peen flexing.
Joe: DAMN YOUR E-PEEN IS HUGE.
In this case, Mary Poppins is showing how he is a master at e-peen flexing.
by SUCKMYCANADA June 20, 2008

๐ช๐ฟ (Black flex) A very buff black right arm.
Used as a key winning strategy in any argument.
Person 1: โsuck my dick bitchโฆ fuuckjj youโ
You: โ๐ช๐ฟโ
Used as a key winning strategy in any argument.
Person 1: โsuck my dick bitchโฆ fuuckjj youโ
You: โ๐ช๐ฟโ
by @TheRealGhostHead November 3, 2021

by ozzie b September 20, 2003

by flextapekaren October 9, 2020
