A safer way to call someone retarded without a teacher knowing. Make sure to put “expired” in front of it to lower suspicion.
Joe: I failed the math test. How was I supposed to know that x is equivalent to 2?
Mike: You expired flame retardant!
Mike: You expired flame retardant!
by Thebirdman567 November 8, 2019
Get the Flame retardantmug. The position a homosexual male takes after taking a severe anal pounding where he is in so much pain he lies on his back similiar to a turtle on its shell.
by The Diz July 2, 2008
Get the Flaming Turtlemug. Describes a situation that is in desperate need of remedy. Something that is worse than horrible, but not devastating or life changing. A person's appearance that is worse than a hot mess. Something that could be viewed as being worse than a hot mess.
The new project that was constructed was worse than horrible, it was a flaming disaster. Having such hostile individuals all in the same room resulted in the meeting being worse than counterproductive, it was a flaming disaster. Even though we all worked collaboratively to complete the project, our efforts resulted in a flaming disaster.
by Dhe January 27, 2014
Get the Flaming Disastermug. A man or woman, who is extremely flamboyant but is straight.
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A gesture that is extremely flamboyant
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A gesture that is extremely flamboyant
by Nigger pile January 13, 2009
Get the Flame Dogginmug. When a man lights his penis on fire and has sex with a woman. It also frequently refers to the act of intercourse with a lit penis.
Hey do you want to go to a movie tonight? I can't, I have to get skin grafts because I gave my girlfriend the flaming slong last night.
by Gerbil Wellington September 16, 2010
Get the Flaming Slongmug. by justanotherweeb69 May 2, 2022
Get the the flaming roostermug. flaming tomato could be used the opposite way where the guys pubes get caught on fire and the girl fingers herself to put the fire out.
by Steven McTowlie November 15, 2009
Get the Flaming Tomatomug.