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Flame retardant

A safer way to call someone retarded without a teacher knowing. Make sure to put “expired” in front of it to lower suspicion.
Joe: I failed the math test. How was I supposed to know that x is equivalent to 2?
Mike: You expired flame retardant!
by Thebirdman567 November 8, 2019
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Flaming Turtle

The position a homosexual male takes after taking a severe anal pounding where he is in so much pain he lies on his back similiar to a turtle on its shell.
Dave was a flaming turtle after his night with Pat.
by The Diz July 2, 2008
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Flame Doggin

A man or woman, who is extremely flamboyant but is straight.

OR

A gesture that is extremely flamboyant
Wow dude, he's such a flame doggin.
by Nigger pile January 13, 2009
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Flaming Leprechaun

An Award Winning line of Irish Spirits that includes Irish Whiskey, Cinnamon Whiskey, Vodka, Gin and Rum
Flaming Leprechaun Cinnamon Whiskey is amazing.
by CBECK193 July 11, 2016
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Flaming pterodactyl

When a female takes on five guys at once. One penis in both hands, one in her mouth, one in her vagina and one in her butthole. Then as she is going through the motions the guy putting it in her butt, lights her hair on fire, completing flaming pterodactyl.
Jane had a lot of fun doing the flaming pterodactyl last night.
by P-swag11 October 11, 2015
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Fire Flame

Damn Isabella is looking fire flame today that jawline is everything. I just jizzed myself shit....
by Mami calente August 22, 2018
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Flaming Gayiada

(v.) The act of a man getting into a Mazda Miada and pouring Hypnotic™ liquor all over the gear shifter; sets the shifter ablaze then proceeds to straddle it. In one quick motion the man sits his naked ass on the shifter, putting out the fire as it enters his dirt button.

Note: An "epic flaming gayiada" can be accomplished if the man can drive 1 full mile, shifting through every gear with shifter still inserted.
Kile painfully realized his true sexual identity after he completed an epic flaming gayiada.
by fé dåç†ø January 16, 2011
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