Flame retardant

A safer way to call someone retarded without a teacher knowing. Make sure to put “expired” in front of it to lower suspicion.

Joe: I failed the math test. How was I supposed to know that x is equivalent to 2?
Mike: You expired flame retardant!

by Thebirdman567 November 8, 2019

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Flaming Turtle

The position a homosexual male takes after taking a severe anal pounding where he is in so much pain he lies on his back similiar to a turtle on its shell.

Dave was a flaming turtle after his night with Pat.

by The Diz July 2, 2008

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Flaming Vagina

Term used to describe a person that is being a pussy or bitch. Originates from markings found on old Pizza Hut boxes.

Guy1: "I am tired, I'm going to bed instead of the party."

Guy2: "Quit being a flaming vagina."

by ZimtheTim September 5, 2009

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Flaming Tomato

When your having sex with a girl, you catch her pubes on fire and put it out with your cum.

flaming tomato could be used the opposite way where the guys pubes get caught on fire and the girl fingers herself to put the fire out.

by Steven McTowlie November 15, 2009

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flaming maple

a girl gives you an Indian burn on your penis followed by a blow job

flaming maple/sex

by jack me off in the box December 20, 2009

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(v.) The act of a man getting into a Mazda Miada and pouring Hypnotic™ liquor all over the gear shifter; sets the shifter ablaze then proceeds to straddle it. In one quick motion the man sits his naked ass on the shifter, putting out the fire as it enters his dirt button.

Note: An "epic flaming gayiada" can be accomplished if the man can drive 1 full mile, shifting through every gear with shifter still inserted.

Kile painfully realized his true sexual identity after he completed an epic flaming gayiada.

by fé dåç†ø January 16, 2011

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