February 18

February 18 is the national day to try and suck your own dick.

Yooo Bro!
What?
Its February 18 today!
Ok?
Its the national day to try and suck your own dick!

by I Am An Arsehole February 18, 2020

February 2nd

The day of the sexiest living beings, if you are born on February 2nd, you are a sex beast! You destroy people in Fortnite, and you are sexually attracted to Alex from Minecraft. Feb2 is your name, sex is your game.

February 2nd is your birthday!

by Sexy_Beast 69420BIGSEXYGIRLS October 16, 2019

February 29

That day that comes around four years later uh, sucks to be you if you were born in this day so have fun

Guys it’s a leap year!
What’s that?
February 29th duh

by Dumb.rat.hoe October 21, 2019

February 13th

The holiday when you break up with your significant other so you will not waste money on them on February 14.

Mike: it's finally February 13th time for me to break up with Jane.

by Kingslayer3000 September 8, 2016

February 30

February 30th is national kiss a rat day ( can be an animal or human)

On February 30th I kissed a rat because it is a national holiday, sorry mom my first kiss isn't someone that will make me rich.

by AnD i Oop skskskkskskksksks October 17, 2019

February 8

If you are born on this day, you are amazing. You are so beautiful and kind. You are probably one of the best friends ever. Be amazing! Just like the aquarius you are. You are probably also gay Love you! -Shea

Omg Jeff! did you know today is Sal's birthday?
Omg that makes sense! They were born on February 8th.

by S.H.E.A February 3, 2021

february 17

GIVE YOUR BISEXUAL FRIEND A GIFT NO MATTER WHAT THE GIFT IS IT CAN BE CLOTHES FOOD TOYS ANYTHING AND THE SIZE SMALL BIG HUGE MEDIUM TINY
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FEBRUARY 17 MEANS GIVE YOUR BISEXUAL FRIEND A GIFT

by Monkey_Me February 15, 2020