Fantasy Football Snake

Fantasy football snakes are the lowest of the low. They are the guys who take advantage of drunken transactions and trick first-year players into making questionable trades, all for the betterment of their team.

Snake traders usually begin the fantasy football season strong, but shortly enough karma catches them and their team begins to dismantle until they fall just shy of playoffs.

Victim: "Hey man! What do you think about this trade Yusef convinced me on? I'll give him Darren Waller for one of his defenses and the starting kicker for the Bengals! Pretty good trade right?!"

Bystander: " Are you kidding me? That is a horrible trade. Do NOT take that trade. Geez... Yusef is such a fantasy football snake. I bet he's lurking the waiver wire too for drunken mistakes. Unreal!!"

by Hectorino November 26, 2021

Fantasy funk

The emotional slump hardcore fantasy football fans go into after the football season is over with.

Person 1: Hey, you wanna go out Monday night for a beer?
Person 2: No. I can't. I'm too depressed that football is over with. Mondays won't be the same again for me until September.
Person 1: You gotta snap outta your fantasy funk, dude.

by Lo Fo Sho February 21, 2010

double fantasy

a type of sex when a male/female is owned by two partners

Jane and Jill were at my place the other day. It was a real double fantasy.

by 1dw3_1+3 September 24, 2023

Fantasy Football

A online game where you pick football players to be on your team and your team's success depends on them.

Because Jack plays fantasy football, he is more interested in the NFL.

by hanalele alliter December 23, 2018

Jock Fantasy

Generally followed by people who feel edgy. Jock fantasy is for people who didn't read fantasy as kids and make sure you know they do now. Typically someone who binge watches The Hobbit movies and shares Game if Thrones memes on Facebook

Person 1: Did you watch Gane of Thrones last night?

Person 2: Nah, I don't waste my time on jock fantasy

by Mike8404 April 11, 2019

Flesh For Fantasy

There's a change in pace
Of my fantasy today
Do you like good music?
Yes, I wanna dance
Oh, yeah
Hanging out for a body shot at night
Ain't it strange what they do to feel all right?
Oh, yeah
So, if you should call, I am experienced
Whoa-whoa, yeah, aw!
Face to face and back to back
You see and feel my sex attack
Wanna sing it, yeah
Flesh, flesh for fantasy
We cry

Flesh, flesh for fantasy
It's after midnight
I should be feeling alright
Oh, yeah
Turn out the light, babe
I need someone else tonight, yeah
Neighbour to neighbour, door to door, aw
Oh-oh, yeah, aw
Face to face and back to back
You see and feel my sex attack
Wanna sing it, yeah
Flesh, flesh for fantasy
Yeah-yeah-yeah, we cry
Flesh, flesh for fantasy
Father loved his son
Mother, daughter, too
That's the old, old story
Cries the new world too
Flesh, flesh for fantasy
Yeah-yeah-yeah, we cry
Flesh, flesh for fantasy
We want
Flesh, flesh for fantasy
Do you like good music?
Do you wanna dance?
Oh, yeah
Turn out the light, babe
And be someone else tonight, oh yeah
Neighbour to neighbour, door to door
I did my crime, enjoyed my time
Never been having before
Never been nothing before
Flesh, flesh, flesh, flesh
Flesh, flesh, flesh, flesh
Flesh, flesh, flesh, flesh

by Death Menace August 19, 2023

fantasy punishment

When a nerd gets last in his fantasy league and gets embarrassingly punished.

Jack is such a nerd, his fantasy punishment should be to post a Tiktok of him twerking.

by Trxole January 20, 2024