When a male (i.e. someone with a penis) masturbates to the point of ejaculation, at which point he inseminates his own visage; a self-facial; jizzing in one's own face.
Also, a CoRec Ultimate team at UC Berkeley.
Also, a CoRec Ultimate team at UC Berkeley.
"Might I borrow your handkerchief? I just Old Faithfulled and my glasses could use a wipe."
or
Stranded on a desert island, Gerry had to resort to an Old Faithful to fill his facial quota.
or
Stranded on a desert island, Gerry had to resort to an Old Faithful to fill his facial quota.
by uncoveredmoose January 28, 2010
by wasgooddd August 18, 2020
The act of utilizing chewable breath mints and diet soft drink to produce a violent eruption of carbonated water from a vagina. Useful in retrieving items jammed up against cervix during the practice of cannon fodder.
by Profane Urbane November 07, 2010
when a male and female are in a room having intercourse. the male is "hitting it from the back" (his back is facing a door and a window is on the wall next to them) while in mid pounding the male friend signals his partner in the room and they switch positions. the male who was originally "hitting it" goes outside and knocks on the window holding his thumbs up.
1."dude do you wanna perform the swap of faith tommorow"
2."Hey lauren said that you did the swap of faith on her last night! thats not cool."
3. "dude she was totally confused by the swap of faith last night"
2."Hey lauren said that you did the swap of faith on her last night! thats not cool."
3. "dude she was totally confused by the swap of faith last night"
by hamham2q983092323 August 03, 2010
When you take aim and shit at a distance, shooting the feces out of your ass and toward a predetermined target.
by rubberman August 29, 2008
When you’re asspumping a dirty tramp face down on your mattress and feel like it’s that time time of day. Your dick hurts and it’s time to take a piss. With your Johnson stuck deep in her rectal cavity, you strike a firm blow to the back of her head in order to make her ass tighten up so there’s no way out of it for this bitch, then proceed to leak in said area until you feel the tank is properly full. As she screams in disbelief, swiftly remove your genitalia from the region. This should produce a large eruption of your unloaded piss which exits the asshole with astounding velocity, mimicking the famous geyser located in Yellowstone, Wyoming.
Her: What the fuck, did you just piss in my ass?!
You: (Whips out phone) Holy shit it’s old faithful!!
You: (Whips out phone) Holy shit it’s old faithful!!
by JJbangs124 June 28, 2020
Saints a little reminder before we raise offering. God rewards your giving,but a faith check is still a hot check.
by Bigrick9 September 24, 2021