Old Faithful

When a male (i.e. someone with a penis) masturbates to the point of ejaculation, at which point he inseminates his own visage; a self-facial; jizzing in one's own face.

Also, a CoRec Ultimate team at UC Berkeley.

"Might I borrow your handkerchief? I just Old Faithfulled and my glasses could use a wipe."

or

Stranded on a desert island, Gerry had to resort to an Old Faithful to fill his facial quota.

by uncoveredmoose January 28, 2010

Faith

tbh faith is a whole bitch.

Damn, I wouldn’t wanna talk to a girl named Faith

by wasgooddd August 17, 2020

Old Faithful

The act of utilizing chewable breath mints and diet soft drink to produce a violent eruption of carbonated water from a vagina. Useful in retrieving items jammed up against cervix during the practice of cannon fodder.

I jammed Mentos and Diet Sprite up her cunt to get her to do an Old Faithful.

by Profane Urbane November 7, 2010

Faith Check

A religious spin on writing a bad or hot check under the premise God will reward one's belief.

Saints a little reminder before we raise offering. God rewards your giving,but a faith check is still a hot check.

by Bigrick9 September 24, 2021

faith healing

Belief in the power of intercessionary prayer to cure disease or illness. Separated from doing nothing only by the fact that you've probably put your hands together and talked to yourself somewhat.

Accounts of successful faith healing are about as credible as a person of average height standing right in front of you and declaring, 'I am seventeen feet tall, honest guv.'

by The_Mad_Thinker June 10, 2016

Old Faithful

When you’re asspumping a dirty tramp face down on your mattress and feel like it’s that time time of day. Your dick hurts and it’s time to take a piss. With your Johnson stuck deep in her rectal cavity, you strike a firm blow to the back of her head in order to make her ass tighten up so there’s no way out of it for this bitch, then proceed to leak in said area until you feel the tank is properly full. As she screams in disbelief, swiftly remove your genitalia from the region. This should produce a large eruption of your unloaded piss which exits the asshole with astounding velocity, mimicking the famous geyser located in Yellowstone, Wyoming.

Her: What the fuck, did you just piss in my ass?!

You: (Whips out phone) Holy shit it’s old faithful!!

by JJbangs124 June 27, 2020

kyle and faith

kyle and faith the best couple you will meet. but sometimes can have many fights. kyle and faith have a great relationship but may not last very long maybe a year or 3 but its worth the time :)

wow kyle and faith are so in love i wish i had a realitionship like theres

by littlekitty555 March 12, 2017