Troy Fountain

This magical Fountain gives one the courage and strength to throw alligators incredible distances.

Did you see how far that alligator went? That power could only come from Troy Fountain.

by Wchunu March 12, 2024

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Fountain Dew

Mountain Dew that comes from soft drink machines

"Bro you got the Fountain Dew?"
"Yeah, soft drink machine Mountain Dew rocks!"

by IncyIncoming September 7, 2022

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Post Porcelain Porn Fountain

When sitting on the toilet, urinating skyward (as a reflex to the natural urge to pee after dropping a deuce) due to the boner obtained while watching porn.

John tagged himself with a golden stream in a post porcelain porn fountain after watching tranny hooker porn.

by StinkyZ May 24, 2016

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Splitsville Fountain

A sexual maneuver wherein Person A gives Person B a blowjob, leans in for a kiss, then spits the cum into Person B's mouth without warning.

Laurel gave me a Splitsville Fountain last night. It was really weird, but in a way... kinda hot?

by bichasse June 3, 2016

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Trout Fountain

When rancid pussy is a squirter

Mike: "Did you hear that Dave encountered a Trout Fountain last night?"

Jack: "Damn, I hope he's ready to wash his sheets at least six times."

by TheGreatBalrogKing August 6, 2021

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Water Fountain

This act is achieved by making your female partner squirt in your mouth during oral.

Afterwards, you would then spit out her secretions anywhere on her body (Extra points if you aim for the head).

A: Dude, did you know Becky is into doing the Water Fountain?

B: And how do you know this...?

A: Look, that's not important...

by DudeWithWeirdWords November 21, 2021

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