by laaayyyyaaaaa May 29, 2022
Get the the five h’smug. A 13 year old boy who is mentally 58 and just wants to save his family from an incurable apocalypse. Five is someone who loves to make sarcastic jokes and knows how to take one. He might seem like a little kid but he can actually kill you and get away with it. A Five just needs to be appreciated more by his family for going through 45 years of hell alone. If you ever come across a Five, just thank him for doing so much.
Person 1: Hey, whose that little kid sitting alone by himself?
Person 2: Oh that's not a little kid, that's Five Hargreeves, he's probably planning your death now that you called him that
Person 2: Oh that's not a little kid, that's Five Hargreeves, he's probably planning your death now that you called him that
by Five Hargreeves simp August 11, 2021
Get the Five Hargreevesmug. by frogmandu March 2, 2011
Get the Shy Fivemug. Five Hargreeves is a *very fine* fictional character from a Netflix original series umbrella academy that is a 13 year old boy but his consciousness is 58. He's a killer, life saver and Attractive ASF.
Me: five hargreeves is my favorite character
friend: OMG he is so fine
Me: Ikr he's leading the show
friend: OMG he is so fine
Me: Ikr he's leading the show
by Five hargreeves May 24, 2021
Get the Five hargreevesmug. When you high five a female's vagina. This can be done with or without clothing and is usually in celebration of sexual intercourse or some other sexual action.
by sexual grapefruit November 30, 2009
Get the vag fivemug. To jump and give a double high five with extreme precision and accuracy. Timing is of the essence and is crucial to the execution of this rare phenomena.
Steve was ready for the flying five after getting a perfect score on his separations test, but Sarah was unprepared and accidentally shot Steve with an x-axis gun.
by Moleairity April 19, 2015
Get the Flying Fivemug. by DEO.Smokeyy September 25, 2022
Get the Five Attachmentsmug.