suck my nigga felix’s dick

oh golly gee it’s october 24th can’t wait to give felix the gluck gluck 9000
you’ve reached the voice mail of felix *beeeeeeeeep

sluourrrirhrhidndp -you sucking my nigga felixs dick.
suck my nigga felix’s dick

by Lana Rhode’s clit October 23, 2019

Fix-Him-Felix

An individual who is attracted to “broken” or mentally unstable men, with a desire to get with them in order to “fix” them.

She’s dating Shane from Stardew Valley. She’s such a “fix-him-Felix”

by narwhalsupnorth January 27, 2022

omali felix

The god of soccer. Stinky shoes and thinks he's so cool.

someone: watch out it's omali felix!

by LovelyUnderScoreFurryHunter August 4, 2021

agustin felix

An awesome nigga that is a Minecraft treasure wars pro player

Damn that guy is an Agustin Felix

by Cool guy 69 August 26, 2019

f4g.felix

The smartest and prettiest boy in the world./srs
My fav mutual! We love u Felix.

-Do you follow f4g.felix?
-Yeah! I love his content!
-I hope so.

by Mushitaro June 30, 2021

sell felix

To vomit in a violent, convulsive, though ultimately detoxifying way on to another individual.

Well there goes the day. Roger just drank the bong water and sold felix to Joe. Oh look, Joe has started beating the living shit out of Roger with the cat.

by Steve Haas March 15, 2005

Michael Felix

A male who is very concieded! He likes to look at himself alot in mirrors! shaves his armpits and eye brows. Also shits on the back of toilet seats and lickes it off

did you see that guy with no armpit hair?? ..hes a Michael Felix.

by charliespoopy October 21, 2012