The closest thing to the true nature of human kind.
Eric Cartman...is...GOD!
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dude: I have 24 Eric Cartmen
dude2: wtf...
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The star of www.emotioneric.com, wherein visitors to the webiste request some sort of emotion (or reasonable facsimile) and Eric will attempt to act it out.
Have you checked out emotion eric lately?
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A man willing to trade oral sex on a man for cocaine
Cocaine Eric is in stall 3 if you have some cocaine
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One of a pair of shooters at a highschool in Colorado. He and his pal Dylan Klebold showed up at school late on April 20, 1999, when they arrived they planted propane bombs in the cafeteria, by the soda machines. The had the bombs set to go off at 1:17. afterward they went to the hill to watch the mayhem persue, ready to pick off the people who ran out of the building with their guns. They also had a bomb set in the car that they arrived in. when the times for the bombs to go off arrived, neither did. If the bombs had gone off, the death toll would have been in the hundreds.

As the approached the building, readying themselves for the task at hand, they took OFF their trench coats and pulled out their weapons (ill say which later) as the events occured 15 people died that day. 14 students and one teacher. 2 of the students were of course themselves, which they killed themselves in the liabrary.

They were armed with Pipe bombs, sawed off shotguns, an array of knives, a TEC9 and a rifle.

The events spawned a game called SCMRPG! or known as super columbine Massacre RPG! which is still for download somewhere. (i would suggest it, it is a rather fun game and relieves stress) it is really controversial though, but does not contain blood. it is more of a documentary, while the second half of the game is really more for fun though, as the characters are in hell fighting demons, and a southpark version of satan.
Somebody: Who were the people who shot up that school in colorado?
Me: Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris, duh.
somebody: why
Me: because people bullied them, treated them like shit and stepped all over them.
Somebody: are you wearing that trenchcoat to honor them or something?
Me: no
Somebody: why then?
Me: because it looks cool
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A hockey player for the Dallas Stars.
Was once one of the greatest forces in the game but his career was unhitched due to multiple concussions. Most notably when he got ROCKED by Scott Stevens of the New Jersey Devils.
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