England

England is a very cultured nation- it gave birth to treasures such as Tesco bundles,roadmen and Blackpool Grime Media, which brings us to the thing England is recognized for... musical genius! Examples include:
Yo, yes, light the bifta,I'm gonna rape your little sister- Little T
Your dad ain't even your dad, and I know that cause trust its mad- Sophie Aspin
It's CallyManSam, CallyMan, CallyMan, CallyManSam- CallyManSam
Look at your makeup, look at your clothes, by the way that you got a big nose- Little T
Got murked by Little T now you're getting murked by me, you shagged bare lads, you're a little sket- Millie B

I'll send yer arse from England to Murica with me mandem, innit fam

by MKpro May 31, 2018

New England Lobster Tail

When the guy takes his dick out of a cunt and starts to beat the pussy with it, kind of like the motion a lobster's tail makes when it swims.

Billy--"Hey Jim, I gave your mom a New England Lobster Tail before we came to dinner!"

Jim--"I can only give a shrimp tail..."

by Spick January 18, 2008

England Sucks

A phrase usually said by overly-patriotic American dickheads, who think their country is the greatest and superior to them all, when in actual fact America sucks as well.

"England sucks" - Dickhead American
"So does America" -Japanese guy

by powertothepotatoes June 13, 2018

New England Clam Chowder

When you take a shit on a girls chest then you cum on the shit and make her mix the shit and cum and eat it

(Guy 1) Hey dude last night torrie came over and i gave her a New England Clam Chowder. (Guy 2) Dude thats fuckin nasty

by NateStollard November 4, 2008

Engels

a band geek that is super cool and pretty (girl)

Man that girl must be born from an Engels

by racewalkinggamer March 21, 2008

England sucks

A opinion that no one should take seriously because half the time it's the punchline of a joke or is the joke.

Some dumbass brit:The word England sucks is used by dick head Americans blah blah blah I'm offended.
Everyone:shut the fuck up no one cares or gives a shit!

by The jolly brit June 10, 2019

Englard

A language spoken by best friends where only the best friend and you know what is being said. Most people who don't speak englard or don't know what it is will look at you like your a fucking idiot.

(Bitch) Why the fuck are you and Chris so weird?
(Meghan) Bitch, you just don't understand Englard.

by Meehaan October 8, 2011