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Evan

He is completely stupid and probably has an IQ of 0.
He’s so stupid what’s his name

He must be Evan
by Jumpscare200 October 5, 2020
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Evanese

Evan is a evanese person.
by Evan Thomas October 10, 2007
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Neon Genesis Evangelion

An anime that revolves around psychoanalysis, particularly of the main character, Shinji Ikari. Ayanami Rei, whom Shinji developed romantic emotions toward at the beginning of the series, as well as Eva Unit 01, are later revealed to be, respectively, a clone(s) and the soul of Yui Ikari, Shinji's mom. LOLWTF.
But really, though, Neon Genesis Evangelion is an amazing, action-filled, complex, and thought-provoking series. The descriptions may seem stupid, but it's awesome.
by Adurkadurk April 26, 2010
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Evan "SEABASS" Hyde

A well respected, bearded, young man. He used to play guitar in a band called Athanatos, but now he spends his free time getting trashed, smoking reds and loving life all at the same time. You could say he enjoys the simple things in life.
by Kageeee November 11, 2009
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The Circle of Evanescence

Amy Lee meets Ben Moody.
Amy and Ben date.
Ben writes music.
Amy (barely) sings.
Amy and Ben get engaged.
Amy and Ben form Evanescence.
Amy and Ben split up.
Evanescence hits it big.
Amy's ego gets huge.
Ben leaves.
Ben starts working for Avril Lavigne.
Amy starts dating Shaun from Seether.
Avril starts wearing Amy-esque clothes.
Amy wears Avril-esque clothes for the Broken video.
Shaun begins to look like Ben.

What's next? Avril and Seether working together?
"And with the Avril/Seether tour, the Circle of Evanescence is complete."
by [schism] August 6, 2004
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Evan

All around average. Average-height, average-looking...
generally from a small town, striving for a new identity as more southern than already perceived.
1) usually attracted to tall blond girls ~ 5'10.5''
2) loves to twerk
3) not good at basketball
4) 'former ginger'
"Yo, wasn't that blond boy's hair red just last week?"
"He pulled an evan."

"Look there's the 'one-who-must-not-be-named!"
"Quick, check that bush for an evan! I'm sure there's one hiding somewhere around here."
by yoursMB March 24, 2013
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Angry Evan

To violently attack and subdue a random human target, preferably female. Once the target has been beaten into submission, the aggressor then proceedes to engage the victim in anal sex, while playing the song "Danny Boy" on the bagpipes.
(Upon initiation of attack)"ANGRY EVAN!"
"You've just unleashed an Angry Evan"
(With an angry look, surveying random pedestrians) "I'm feeling pretty angry right now"
by Andrew Palmer January 2, 2008
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