salty easter sausage

slang name given to the hard cock

eg would you like to suck my salty easter sausage

by mango 1 May 4, 2006

Easternism

When someone of an eastern religion BS's their way out of explaining their position by appealing to mystic jargon as an evasion tactic.

E Michael Jones kept employing the Easternism, 'Logos' in his writing, but never explained what it meant.

by DL the Anti-Ecumenist December 8, 2020

Eastercob

A bun made from pretzel-dough pretzel but formed not into a sausage, but a ball, dipped as with the pretzel into soda, and slit across the top to promote opening whilst baking. This gives the baked product a female aspect suggestive of fertility easter

Early that Easter morning, John had been down to the bakers to buy eastercobs for breakfast with his girlfriend.

by Alarick October 2, 2006

Easter Parade

Easter parade's are commonly celebrations full of gaiety and pastel colors. This is a phrase used to refer primarily to flamingly gay men.

"He's as gay as the Easter Parade."

"He's leading/marching in/news casting for/working the sausage cart at/tethering balloons at the Easter Parade."

by lemonJ March 15, 2009

Easter Ten

The ten pounds you gain on Easter from eating all the foods you gave up for Lent (and haven't been able to eat for weeks!) Usually get by eating overexcessive amounts of fatty foods.

Tom: Dude, I gained the Easter Ten!
Jerry: I know! If I gave up ice cream for Lent, I would definently eat 3 cartons on Easter too.

by NOWFATTY April 12, 2009

Easter

A day when it is ok to go in front of your house and talk as loud as you can with as many people as you can while others are trying to study.

I went to celebrate Easter at my friend's house when I noticed this pensive ginger glaring at me while I sipped on another Corona.

by juansan April 5, 2015

Easter Kraken

Easter Kraken are kind of kraken, that live around mariana's trench. They generally grow up to about 80 meters long (including tentacles) and about to 50 tons heavy. the largest ever was 140 meters and 90 tons. They have a rabbit like face and ears, but have about 5 beaks in one. When they are first born, they have no tentacles. Every summer they will grow one or two tentacles. They are extremely aggressive. and will deliberately destroy ships and people without having the need to. They enjoy stabbing any of their 60 meter tentacles through a man's torso. They can smash a ship entirely and destroy a village easily.

Ship crew: Sir, Captain! Bad newz.... The Easter Kraken is here!
Captain: Wat! Za YEAster Graken!??! Ready The cannons!

by The lolsnap crapple top April 10, 2015