shut the front door before i slam you out the back

“a very funny and cool way to tell someone to watch their back” - by sophie

shut the front door before i slam you out the back

by Lavendar Gooms October 14, 2023

Brown dog scratching at my door

I have to poop.

At work...
Travis: "Oh man, I've got a brown dog scratching at my door, I don't think I can keep him in until lunch."
Ann: "Come on, can't you learn to take a shit BEFORE coming in to work?"

by Shatrabel June 16, 2010

You, the door.

Disrespectfully showing someone out.

You don’t know this definition? Ok no! Leave! The door! You, the door.

by Diagnosedwithbald February 23, 2023

the door swings both ways

It works both ways - and not just the way that the person you are saying this to is describing it.

Student: "You should respect my rights, you know"

Teacher: "And you should show me some respect, if you want that. The door swings both ways."

by MichaelToTheJ June 26, 2008

smashing her back door

Another word for anal sex with a woman

I bent her over and started smashing her back door in

by mad ibiza March 14, 2006

doorbell sex

The kind of sex that takes place in a hurry (or lasts longer than expected) before someone arrives, thereby ending it with a ring of the doorbell. At this point one party heads to clean up while the other just fixes clothing and greets the guest straight off the act.

I got home late and all we had time for was doorbell sex.

by techniq December 9, 2008

Back Door Bandito

When ones penis accidentally slips out of the vagina and into the anus during rough or rigorous sex.

When the penis is intentionally inserted into the anus during regular intercourse without permission, and or solicitation.

His dick is so small that he gave hear the back door bandito and she didnt even notice

by Poopie6969 January 13, 2011