deselect myself

verb: to quit a job
A term used in retail where teammates, associates, or employees are often selected to do extra jobs by their bosses. Here the employee refuses to said new job and walks out.

Mary was selected to be a cashier today. Mary said, " I rather deselect myself." And she walked out the store.

by Julian Day April 30, 2006

Diesel

Beer consumed after an event, preferably sporting and, furthermore, preferably cricket.

Winning diesel
Drawing diesel
Losing diesel
Diesel-based

"Roachy you cunt, let's get on the diesel"
"Diesel-based excellence Stimmers"

by Diesel-based September 4, 2007

Disel Moment

When a person with normal IQ levels experiences a brief moment of mental retardation. The term was "coined" in New York.

Fake ticket scalper: This offer will only stand for the next 60 seconds...

Tracy: But they are only $5!! The guy even TOLD me they aren't fake, etc. etc. etc.

Me: What the HELL is wrong with him?

You: Don't worry hes just having a disel moment.

by Tricky Ricky Williams May 26, 2009

diesel grease

to describe a girl who looks like she will do anything in bed

see that girl over there,she looks diesel grease.DIRTY AS FUCK

by KLINT THRUST September 16, 2009

diesel

muscular male that gets a lot of poon (d.shoop)

Damn, Dillon is so Diesel

by Koreandiesel January 23, 2010

Deistler

A Jim Carrey look alike, that has no game, and could possibly be homo. But still manages to get girls. A real douche fuck.

Guy 1: Haha, that guy is a fag.

Guy 2: Nahh man, hes a Deistler..

Guy 1: Awhh fuckk, i hate him already.

by Jake0500 July 11, 2010

Diesel

to be fit, abnormaly fit, like a body builder.

my boyfriend is so diesel.!

by shaniquaisababe July 3, 2011