Deez nuts

The pinnacle of human comedy, millions of years of evolution, survival, building a community then a kingdom, then, being all over the world, conquering mount everest, flying to the moon, all of this resulted in one thing.
Deez nuts.

"Hey dude you wanna go hang out" - person
"Deez nuts" - other person
"You're going to a mental hospital" - person
"Deez nuts" - other person

by Hydramadness312 July 28, 2023

Deez Trucks

Referring to a large group of semi-trailers/ trucks passing at an alarming speed.

boy 1: are those semi-trailers behind us?
boy 2: omg yeah they are
semi-trucks drive past them fast

boy 1: oh deez trucks

by Tufts University America August 1, 2023

deez nuts

a really immature and stupid joke about sucking testicles

Hey, you know Suggon? Suggon deez nuts!

by Isaac D. Snuts August 8, 2023

Deez nuts

Deez nuts, a wonderful joke yet a very true phenomenon, lots of people of really big testicles and the deez nuts joke explains very well how people who how big nuts are humans too.

Bofa! Bofa deez nuts nuts in yo mouth!

Deez nuts in yo mouth!

by Deez Nuts Master November 21, 2021

Deez

DO NOT ASK WHAT DEEZ IS, IF YOU DO THE NEAREST GUY WITLL PUT HIS NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH AS YOU SUCK HIS DICK AND YOU BOTH SHOUT DEEZ NUTS FOR TEN HOURS

Who’s deez?

by Candace😫🥜🥜 November 26, 2021

deez nuts

males balls

knock knock. whos there? Candice. Candice who? CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOU MOUTH

by jwdigod November 28, 2021

aj deez nuts

aj is a person who loves to make new friends and will ALWAYS have ur back! she has a good personality and is very outgoing. is really bad at math and spelling. likes school, but not the learning part. she makes “deez nuts” jokes that aren’t even funny. she also likes to flirt with her friends in a jokingly way.

bro, did you hear aj deez nuts? she just made a “deez nuts” joke!

by joee maamaa November 29, 2021