darkness and loneliness

Emo's and depressed people's best friends

Happy kid: "hey do you have any best friends?"
Depressed kid: "yea..."
Happy kid: "well, what's their names?"
Depressed kid: "darkness and loneliness"

by TacoJay October 31, 2018

Dark Chocolate

A phrase that has no meaning but can be used to fuck with your friends

Sam: Did you get dark chocolate last night?
Nic: What the FUCK is dark chocolate

by _DarkChocolate_ August 23, 2021

Dark Akane

The girl that is the master of the "Evil Free Combat". Her most deadliest rival is Akane Tendo.

by Samurai Katsu September 3, 2003

Ian darke

Greatest commentator ever. His voice is world renowned

Did u watch the World Cup final? No who commentated? Ian darke. Ah damnit

by Sergio el Chico April 27, 2013

Dark Candle

A Black Man or Woman who does not cast a Shadow because they are too black.

Wasup mah bruver, yous a dark candle or whats?

by Tim232 February 13, 2010

dark lightskin

Someone who is lightskin and almost dark enough to be brownskin but not quite therefore they are a dark lightskin.

Bob: I'm brownskin
Bill: no your not your dark lightskin

by Bigmessupx3 June 27, 2020

Dark Garland

Attorney General Merrick Garland’s alter ego

One day after transnational mobster and criminal The Former Guy demanded DOJ release the warrant to search his Florida shithole, Dark Garland stepped to the podium and said “I’ve authorized release of the warrant so America can see how royally fucked you are. your move, traitor”

by Uncle Joosie August 11, 2022