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Custard Danish

A variation on 'cream pie', the custard danish is when a dog (traditionally a great dane) ejaculates inside of a woman/man, in either the vagina or the anus.
My dog gave her a Custard Danish while she was passed out drunk!
by Octoboss January 7, 2011
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danksta

tis a combination of the most dank word in the world...."dank" and the word which is overused, much the same way pam anderson's vagina is, known as "gangsta". the term is a noun which decribes a man or woman who has excessive dank-ness, generally used in describing action sports atheletes
dude1: "did you watch the X-games?"
dude2: "yes, it was handled by the sick steez of that danksta t-rice"
by dankrider May 21, 2007
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Danish love

Danish love is a term used when describing what occurs when a man with triphalia engages in unprotected gay sex typically another Dane though this term can used to describe this occurrence with all other nationalities except for Germans and Swedes.
Did you see that freaky Danish love scene in that porno I left in your VCR? I can't believe he actually has three penises!
by Tour Manager December 19, 2008
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Dagos

Savage, doesn't give a shit, will fuck your bitch with some Gucci flip flops, has no feelings
Dagos is similar to a honey badger
by Dagos July 19, 2016
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Danism

An inaccurate or false prediction of time. Often used when referencing a time period of a person's return, or how long an activity or action will take.
"He said he'd be back by now, apparently that was a danism." "As we heard his wife call out to him we realized his "back in five minutes" had been a danism." "Well, he didn't show up, guess that's another danism under the belt."
by Sweeneypod August 10, 2019
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Danism

A form of religion based upon the great God Daniel Cox. Founded in 2010 Danism has become one of the primary leading religions in the New Wave of freedom religions. Danism basically consists of doing whatever you want whenever you want while following up to a certain point the basic social rules of the North American society. So basically if your retarted or if you are a douche bag, please stop reading this and go eat carrots.
Fat Joe : In the name of the father, the son ---- interruption
Ralph : I'm tired of praying. I want to party.
Daniel Cox: Join Danism then!
Ralph : ok!
by Danist October 16, 2010
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Danish

A Guju-Mexican hybrid. Who not only works hard, but is also cheap like a guju. Most probably a manager for Patel brothers. He loves his paan and gutka. Always has his hookah pipe in hand or vaporizer due to modern times. He also loves rationalizing every point.
Yo I saw Danish at patel brothers.

You are such a Danish.

Stop acting like Danish.
by Shake Shake Shake September 16, 2015
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