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Schrodinger's DILF

A term used for attractive older men if you're not sure if they're fathers or not (used when you're unsure if a person is a real DILF)
A: "Woah! Mr.Jones is a daddy"
B: "we're not sure if he's an actual dad though..."
A: "Well he's a Schrodinger's DILF then ,there's a chance he has kids and there's a chance he doesn't"
A: "Besides he looks like a Dad so I'll still use the term Daddy"
by MinheZSCREAMMMMMMMMMS May 19, 2021
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Certified Alpha Dilf

The man the myth the LEGEND joe bacchus, AKA the UK’s biggest stud who is the lengest guy to walk the Earth, he gets all the bitches and is the drippiest yute which gets the milfs hooked on him. All his mates are sardines so he has to carry the group with his handsome looks and massive muscles, making him the hottest DILF in town
No way! Is that joe bacchus? What a DILF
Certified Alpha Dilf is what u call someone like JB
by Joe Bacchhs February 17, 2022
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