by anonymous June 16, 2022
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by This is not my real name June 16, 2022
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“Yaaa I asked my old lady to do the triple crown with me, but she doesn’t have her scuba certification yet”
by Bonko June 17, 2022
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Friend: Why didn't we hang out at all yesterday?
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by Hale No February 24, 2022
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