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Coffee Crowning

The feeling of having to poop so bad that it feels like it’s poking out of one’s butt.
I’m not going to make it, I’m coffee crowning!
by anonymous June 16, 2022
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Brown Crown

When you poop on someone’s head during sex
Bro I totally hooked up with my boss’ mom last night, I even gave her a brown crown and she loved it
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Triple Crown

In the United States, the triple crown of fucking - commonly know as the “Triple Crown”. Is a series of high stakes sex acts, consisting of “the mile high club”, directly into skydiving sex into the ocean, followed by scuba sex.
“Yaaa I asked my old lady to do the triple crown with me, but she doesn’t have her scuba certification yet”
by Bonko June 17, 2022
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The King's Triple Crown

Like the triple crown, but the difference is that you are banging three different girls in all three holes (vaginal, oral and anal) within a 24 hour time period.
Friend: Why didn't we hang out at all yesterday?

You: Sorry, I was busy finally achieving The King's Triple Crown last night with Katie, Kelly and Kara. I was exhausted afterwards.

Friend: Well dang, I'm not even mad. That is quite the accomplishment! Congrats!
by Hale No February 24, 2022
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Lake Dallas Flesh Crown

fitting your foreskin over another's head in a sexual fashion statement.
Adult 1: "dude my friend john gave me a Lake Dallas Flesh Crown last night, I feel so swag tonight."

Adult 2: "the fuck is wrong with you man."
by Xx_SahurLover_xX February 6, 2026
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