creamy hamilton

When Mike Pence vividly dreams of a bukake session with the entire cast of Hamilton. Usually on Friday nights and Saturday afternoons.

I can't just bust out a creamy Hamilton right here and now! -Mike Pence

by LaShanda Carver December 18, 2017

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Creamy Lom

Someone who believes they are a sigma rizz lord. A creamy lom can be identified by constantly gooning until a climax, mostly resorting in a wave of super splurge.

Corge: hey Creamy Lom
Creamy Lom: erm what the sigma, I can cleanly tell you havnt been gooning.
Corge: I hope you get touched.

by Ugly rizzlord May 1, 2024

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When a person sticks a firecracker in the other partners anal, after the person has ejaculated in the anal hole.
Then said person will then light the firecracker, so the semen will cover said partners.

Mary: is that a firecracker..?
John: yes Mary

Mary: oh John!
John: here one creamy firework

by Green dumper thumper November 13, 2022

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Creamy umbrella

Where someone placed a small drinking umbrella into the penis and wanks until they jizz

Jason stuck a tiny umbrella into his penis hole and wanked until he came over it thus becoming a creamy umbrella

by SF2K November 7, 2018

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Creamy Crunches

Face-sitting during sit-ups. Woman rides man's face, while man punishes abs.

My girl was so wet seeing me in my tight workout gear on ab day. I told her to park it on my face for some creamy crunches and I'll finish her, while I finish sit ups.

by sci-isms May 26, 2025

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