Ice cream wipe down

First you stick an ice cream cone (or 2) up your partner or sex buddy's anus. Then you take a shit right in the cone. After that you will then stuff the whole cone including the poop into your mouth all the way until your face is their butt hole. After that whoever ate the poop will eject it out of there mouth all over themselves. The other person will then wipe it down with their tongues thus the name is ice cream wipe down. This is recommended for the older sex lovers. Preferably 55 and up. The poop has been scientificaly proven to heal wrinkles, and this does not require teeth.

6 year old: Grandpa why do you smell like shit

Grandpa: me and your grandma just had an ice cream wipe down.

6 year old: But how does ice cream make you smell like shit.

Grandpa: because an ice cream wipe down is when your grandpa eats a cone of shit out of your grandma's asshole and then throws it up all over the place and gets eaten by grammy.

6 year old: Ill have to share that with all my friends at school.

by oldmansex Aka Bigdaddy July 05, 2009

Rocky road ice cream

When you are having butt sex and you cum in her ass, and right after you pull out your dick she shits, and the poo and cum that comes out is like rocky road ice cream

i fucked a girls ass and she shit right afer and her poop and my cum looked like rocky road ice cream

by DH|ViRuS April 18, 2009

Green ice cream cone

When you have a girl take a shit on a ice cream cone and she eats it while making a video

Dude 1: "did you see Ashley's new video?"
Dude 2: "why?"
Dude 1: "she finally made the green ice cream cone".

by Sir Wyles August 31, 2010

beer and ice cream run

A quick trip to the grocery or convenient store for any manner of junk food, such as ingredients needed for dip for a football game.

Guy 1: We don't have enough cheese to make dip!
Guy 2: Time for a beer and ice cream run.

by Harushionu October 14, 2007

Ice Cream Paint Job

Boston Cream donut with no chocolate on top

I want a box of Ice Cream Paint Jobs and one large coffee please with cream on the inside.

by babie bear November 07, 2009

chocolate chip ice cream

the female proceeds to shit upon the males chest as he cums on it and then they both mix it and put it in a ice cream cone and share it while listening to candy shop

Eli and Jessica loved their chocolate chip ice cream

by Eli the snowboarder December 06, 2010

redneck ice cream cone

when your ice cream is to frozen to scoop you stick a fork in it and eat it

I couldn't eat my ice cream with the spoon so i stabbed it with a redneck ice cream cone and ate it

by koo koo kachoo April 05, 2009