Dang Sally and Lily really are crackheads for going all the way from Florida to Pennsylvania for that Why Don’t We band.
by crackheadg October 5, 2018
Get the Crackheadmug. A mythical figure, often found lurking near underpasses, abandoned lots, or your high school hangout spot, whose presence is heralded by the communal whisper, "Oh no, it's Crackhead Nick!"
A walking ATM of poor financial decisions, Crackhead Nick possesses the unique superpower of being able to acquire goods (specifically, weed) without the cumbersome burden of payment. He is universally known for never having $5 but constantly being on the hunt for a "fiver of green."
The ultimate low-budget hitman, he is notorious for offering his specialized service: "I'll bottle someone for you for $5." This offer is almost always declined, as most people agree that the resulting legal trouble isn't worth saving $5.
A gravity well of awkwardness and fear, his appearance is a test of courage. You're too afraid to stay, but you're even more afraid of the ensuing chase if you try to run.
A walking ATM of poor financial decisions, Crackhead Nick possesses the unique superpower of being able to acquire goods (specifically, weed) without the cumbersome burden of payment. He is universally known for never having $5 but constantly being on the hunt for a "fiver of green."
The ultimate low-budget hitman, he is notorious for offering his specialized service: "I'll bottle someone for you for $5." This offer is almost always declined, as most people agree that the resulting legal trouble isn't worth saving $5.
A gravity well of awkwardness and fear, his appearance is a test of courage. You're too afraid to stay, but you're even more afraid of the ensuing chase if you try to run.
Dude, we were smoking under the bridge when someone yelled, 'Heads up! Crackhead Nick!' My man tried to buy my last blunt and offered to bottle the meter maid for me. I just stared straight ahead until he left.
by Lemmithy October 29, 2025
Get the Crackhead Nickmug. vsco girl: (does anything)
vsco girl 2: omg your such a crackhead omg
vsco girl 1: omg bahaha and i oop
vsco girl 2: sksksksksksk
vsco girl 2: omg your such a crackhead omg
vsco girl 1: omg bahaha and i oop
vsco girl 2: sksksksksksk
by sdlfifbsupinaev dfakghbarpA October 12, 2019
Get the crackheadmug. A roblox user that looks like they just made their account 10 minutes ago(exaggeration) and suck at the game you found them in
by Dababyballs February 15, 2023
Get the Roblox Crackheadmug. 
Usually a person named Kailyn has specific genes and traits that share the same as a crack head. You can usually find them at the gym for ten minutes taking pictures of the treadmill for Snapchat or even Instagram if they like that. usually make no sense, so just nod your head yes so they feel a little respected. leave them alone when they mad cause they gon start a food fight.
by hoesmad1234 June 16, 2019
Get the Crackheadmug. by Nokaza November 18, 2019
Get the Crackheadmug.