Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze and cough at the same time causing you to shart. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You just “Phantom Sharted”

Ummm… I think I I just SNEEZE-COUGH PHANTOM SHARTED! Thank god. I thought I actually sharted but nah.

by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023

saltric verbal coughing syndrome

saying, smelling or describing salt or a salty food or substance around a person with saltric verbal coughing syndrome can cause the person to cough aggressively and or worse, led them to loss of voice and moaning aggressively.

stop saying betty’s burgers fries! you’re making fun of my saltric verbal coughing syndrome!

by yunarns October 21, 2025

Anal cough

Basically when a large amount of smelly gas leaves your arsehole with force

Stop sucking my cock Jane, I have to anal cough.

by BigDickMotherFucker69 April 12, 2020

Bum cough

Colloquial term for a quick, short fart.

As I waited for my coffee order, I heard the customer next to me let out a bum cough.

by Lovebun27 November 8, 2022

cough and awe

When a pandemic is used as a political campaign strategy.

The government’s response to the COVID-19 crisis has been extremely “Cough and Awe” lately

by Eaten Solee April 23, 2020

Cold Coughs

spasms of the throat canals while ingesting exceedingly cold temperature food items

Boy 1: *throat spasms while eating ice cream*
Boy 2: oh boy here comes the cold coughs

by I wAnT mEh LeMoNs October 26, 2019

Cough Threat

The violent act of threatening any other entity through coughing out the rona at them.

Oh no, someone just reported a cough threat!

by FSRueful March 25, 2020