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Cold Coughs

spasms of the throat canals while ingesting exceedingly cold temperature food items
Boy 1: *throat spasms while eating ice cream*
Boy 2: oh boy here comes the cold coughs
by I wAnT mEh LeMoNs October 26, 2019
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Devious Cough

A devious cough is when you have a sneaky like cough that always comes up around important times, Devious cough is the beginning stage of “crunchy cough” and can also cause coughing farts

a devious cough sounds like “ RaAH RUH wheeze OOOHFTU KCKJC wheezeeee HHHHHAJKKE”
Friend 1:i’m not coming to school bc i have a devious cough and im afraid it’s will be a coughing fart

Friend 2: i also have a devious farting cough but im gonna risk it because i have the speech today
by deviouskaylen February 12, 2024
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chocolate cough

When you cough after you eat chocolate or anything with chocolate in it.
Dave:“*COUGH*” Max:”Uhh, didn’t you eat a chocolate bar just now??” Dave:” Sorry dude, that was one of my chocolate coughs.”
by DΘCTΘRχΡΗΥL July 16, 2024
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Anal cough

Basically when a large amount of smelly gas leaves your arsehole with force
Stop sucking my cock Jane, I have to anal cough.
by BigDickMotherFucker69 April 12, 2020
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Bum cough

Colloquial term for a quick, short fart.
As I waited for my coffee order, I heard the customer next to me let out a bum cough.
by Lovebun27 November 8, 2022
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cough and awe

When a pandemic is used as a political campaign strategy.
The government’s response to the COVID-19 crisis has been extremely “Cough and Awe” lately
by Eaten Solee April 23, 2020
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coughing cat

You may Be thinking fur ball from a kitty kitty, you are wrong! This ferocious unhappy sound is made ONLY at night in the woods!(any woods will do)
The sound is actually made from a female wild boar either accidentally or intentionally sitting on a vertical log or stump. This forces air into the female boar creating a nasty intimidating coughing sound which is what most people would call a “quiff”!
I do believe I just heard a coughing cat, throw me my rpg and hold my beer!
by Ralph walda June 30, 2019
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