deep closet

when a guy fronts like he's a straight douche but he's carrying Gucci luggage, wearing sunglasses indoors, wearing bright fucking colors/a scarf and swinging his hips (vigorously).

"Hey check out that guy! He's kind of hot..."
"Don't waste your time girl, he's deep closet."

by shabbyjohnson August 26, 2011

Trojans Comet

When a full condom is thrown and the cum falls out mid air, trailing the condom

I stared as a Trojans Comet flew past me into the garbage.

by The Green Peen July 20, 2020

Rainbow Closet

A state where in a man shows so much lgbt pride and disposition while still being technically in the closet.

Harry Styles just waved a bisexual flag at Coachella. Harry Styles and his rainbow closet makes everyone happy.

by Etienne Brownlee April 19, 2022

walk-in closet

A closeted married man who hosts young men when his wife is out shopping

I went over to this guys house and he was a total walk-in closet. His wife came back with shopping bags right as we were finishing up.

by killfukmary October 10, 2014

Exploding out of the closet

Telling someone your a homosexual by shouting it at the top of your lungs

Billie: So, yesterday Becky ran up to me and shouted 'I'M A LESBIAN' at the top of her lungs
Ruth: So you're saying she's exploding out of the closet?
Billie: What?

by gengernenger January 8, 2015

in the broom closet

In The broom Closet is a term for teenagers who practice the craft of Wicca, Witchcraft, Magick, etc. In secret meaning that their family does not know that they practice such arts.

"Are you in the Broom Closet To?"

by UND3RT4L3 August 3, 2016

Monster in your closet

Your secret gay side, that only appears during Fridays

Menisnt1: Hey man did you know it wa-
Menisnt2: YOU MEAN GAY FRIDAY
Menisnt1: OMG LIKE IT's MONSTER IN YOUR CLOSET

by Mexxican Trump April 5, 2019