Conor

An awesome, amazing boyfriend who has these big, beautiful blue eyes and this stupid really short messy blonde hair, and really pale skin, who’s always there to listen and reassure you, and sometimes confuse you with his weird Irish language. He’s so pretty and i cry thinking about the day he dies. He’s been there with me through everything even when I was in the hospital for my OD attempt. If your reading this Hawley, I love you so so so so so much from the bottom of my heart and I hope you know that no matter what, if you killed somebody, blew up a school, or anything else worse, I would always love you. Even when my heart stops beating I will love you and think about you, WHEN I AM NOTHING BUT SOIL FOR THE MAGGOTS TO SQUIRM IN I WILL MISS YOU AND I WILL WISH I COULD HAVE BEEN WITH YOU LONGER. <3 -Zubin

Conor: a really really sweet amazing person.
Friend: Why do you like him so much?
Me: He pulled me out of my depression and gave my life meaning.

by Utter_Lozer October 8, 2024

Conoski

Someone who loves dicking down men, "Conoski".
Derived from ancient roman, there is evidence to suggest that a man named Conoski, was capable of butt fucking all men in the roman empire.

Damn bro, he might just be Conoski! Look at him trying to rear end all of those men!!!

by ConoskisBoyfriend November 13, 2024

Conors shlong

It a zero centimeter defeater, no Digga.

Conors shlong

by 1650mayaveLover December 16, 2024

Conor Plays

Strategies in a video game that are so stupid, they actually work because of how unexpectedly dumb it was.

“Oh my god this kid is straight up just pulling Conor Plays”

by NastyOldTree January 22, 2025

Conor Plays

Strategies in a video game that are so stupid, they actually work. They’re so unexpectedly dumb, it actually tricks enemies.

“This kid is straight up just doing Conor Plays”

by NastyOldTree January 22, 2025

Conoszce, conoUszce, conoszcE

Conoszce, conoUszce, conoszcE

Conoszce, conoUszce, conoszcE

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025

Conor D. Oil

A political satirical account that operates primarily on the social media platform, Twitter. His posts include: contradictory imagery or content that criticize the image of rightists; imitation of rightist affiliated posts; and softened, pop-culture influenced content that relates to Generation Z or Generation Alpha content.

Anyone who falls for his satire is greeted with a totally kind amount of comments containing "oiled"

"Yeah mate, Conor D. Oil is clearly some rightist bullshit."
"broski you done got oiled 😭😭😭😭 son 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 im crine 😭😭😭😭😭😭"

by rushier February 23, 2026