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Gay Coffee

Gay Coffee When a man ejaculates in a cup of coffee and another male drinks it.
"I made my supervisor a cup of gay coffee" "I worried he made me gay coffee"
by Why Dude Why March 6, 2019
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dad coffee

A cup of homebrew coffee that is exceptionally strong, bitter or laxative.

A throwback to the poor quality coffee produced by American fathers who would buy ground coffee in bulk, and do little to nothing to prevent it from oxidizing and going stale.
GIRL: This coffee is so bitter!
BOY: Yea, I'm sorry that came out like dad coffee today.
by NewYorkNewerPork August 4, 2019
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Soapy coffee

A small streamer that farms beetroot

coffee that has soap in it
Dang this some soapy coffee
by Loafboy69 May 17, 2021
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iced coffee

This day has been so tiring, I need iced coffee now!
by bastamaster October 7, 2021
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Hot Coffee Rob

A fuckboy who tries to get it in with a girl by using coffee.
Guy: Hey, you want to get some coffee some time?
Girl: No, I have a boyfriend.
Guy: Oh okay.
Girl: God, you’re such a Hot Coffee Rob. I’m going to tell my friend about you.
by HotCoffeeRobert February 12, 2022
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Benis Coffee

When you put your dick inside your boy/girl’s asshole, start fucking it, and then he or she starts shitting diarrhea onto your dick, in which you then put the drippings into a cup, resembling coffee. To make it a Benis Latte, you must bust a nut into it.
Guy: mmm that’s some good coffee
Girl: uhhh i don’t think you should be drinking that
Guy: why not? It’s good and hot
Girl: it was that benis coffee i accidentally gave you last night
Guy: EEEWWWWWWAEAAHHHHHUHHUH
by InternetSlangPhD May 2, 2022
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Wakers Coffee

Wakers Coffee is an E-Commerce driven coffee company that promotes the inspirational slogan "WAKE UP HAPPY!" on their instant, French-roast "Wakers HAPPY Coffee" bags, which also contain twelve superfoods per 8 oz cup of coffee.
Wakers Coffee is smooth, delicious, affordable, and offers free shipping. There's also an option to save fifteen dollars every month with their efficient, customer focused smart ship program.
by brotherrighteous May 3, 2022
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