Coddie

When you get a blowjob while playing any of the call of duty games.

Guy 1 "What did you do last night?"

Guy 2"Nothing really just hung out with my girlfriend just got coddie"

Guy 1"Hell yeah man"

by BigDickPlaya864 January 18, 2010

Coddletard

Someone who has been coddled by their parents to the point where the ability to function in society has been retarded.

I asked Jen to light the candles. She said "I don't know how to use a lighter". She was a real coddletard.

I asked Jen to put he candles on the guests tables. She replied, "I am too embarrassed to put the candles on the tables". Coddletard.

by JonnyComment September 8, 2013

Carb Coma Cuddle

1. Noun/Verb. The feeling or state after the consumption of massive amount of carbs (ex. pizza, cake, pasta) resulting in desire to cuddle, snuggle, and/or contort into the fetal position. The person experiencing said coma will often be accompanied by a pillow or a friend, partner, or companion also experiencing the phenomenon.

"Yo dude, where's Dave?"

"Bro, he's on the couch with Tommy having a carb coma cuddle. They finished off the rest of the pizza."

fat hangover food coma

by ltstlkbtspcshps August 17, 2011

Cuddle nazi

A cuddle nazi is some one who wants you to cuddle the exactly how they want

Briana is such a cuddle nazi

by Ilovedudes69 August 19, 2016

Cuddles for puddles

Adjective

A phrase used to describe a person whom is willing to trade their body for drugs especially methamphetamine or heroin; which both take on a liquid form (puddles) when heated.

2.This phase may also be used to describe a transaction-type relationship where one party is providing physical companionship in exchange for drugs and the opportunity to get high on a regular schedule

"I've scored some dope, let's call that cute blonde over. I heard she's cuddles for puddles"

"Why is your mom still with that asshole?"
"Well, until he goes back to jail, they've got a cuddles for puddles kinda thing going on"

by CartiusMaximus July 13, 2016

to get cuddled

v. to be the object of someone else's cuddling. Note, object does not need to be another human.

Allie decided it was time to go up to his dorm to get cuddled.

by la du November 14, 2005

Mr. Cuddles

A name you call someone that pops pills way too much.

He also goes to his girlfriends house knowing her mom wont be home for 4 hours and does nothing but sit with the girl until 20 minutes before he leaves.
the last 20 is set aside for a makeout session

someone that is too afraid to do stuff with a girl

Mitch: "So i walked in and Mr. Cuddles was twitching on the bed"

Unknown: "Im going to fuck Mr. Cuddles' girlfriend tomorrow morning"

Brett: "hey Cuddles"

by kwoodslowroll October 21, 2005