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Chris

The weirdest person you will ever meet. If you ever meet a Chris, I recommend leaving him immediately. He will start drama for no reason at all, snitch on you, and be super weird
Person one: “oh so your gay? Your name must be Chris then!”
by IReallyWantToFuckYouRylie:) October 2, 2020
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Chris

Chris is a guy that people think is a jerk. Don't worry though. He doesn't try to be one. Therefore he is an asshole. He can make jokes and games better than anyone. He likes a lot of girls but is rarely liked back. Often slapped for hitting on them. Loves to see gore, but is scared quite easily. Chris has a strategy for everthing and often uses them for the upper hand. May seem like a tough-ass, but loves plushes and is secretly a weaboo. Often makes sure his hair is perfect even though he denies it. Loves to take breaks to play Nintendo or watch YouTube. Mor of a 2017 11 year old girl than a guy. Has friends and tends to make friend with weird people. Warning. Do not get into fights with Chris. He usually takes the upper hand by using strategies or blackmail. Also ships all of his friends.
"I don't get why Chris likes me so much." "Screw you, Chris!" "HOW DID YOU WIN CHRIS?!?"
by PMKNCMJ May 28, 2017
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Chris

A fat dirty man who plays fortnite all day.
This kid is such a Chris.
by Danothon April 2, 2020
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chris

ayee chris you ah bitch ! ”
by ya motha ofc May 2, 2021
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Chris

Chris:(/adjective/verb)
1 Chris(Adj): a being who constantly flexes fakes shit and is known for being a Headass

Chris(verb.) the act of fake flexxing and being a Headass simultaneously.
Ex.
(Adj.) wow that guy is such a Chris
(Verb) John was Chrissing last week
by Naz L.P. July 1, 2018
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CHRIS

HE IS SO FUCKING GAY AND LIKES BOYS AND LIKES THEIR BALLS ALL NIGHT
Sam: OMG CHRIS is so fucking GAY
by YEETER YEETINGSON September 5, 2019
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Chris

Chris is a fucking faggot. He's gayer than two guys sucking each other off in a gay bar for a ps4. If you meet a Chris, RUN! His gayness is toxic and contagious.
Holy shit, that guy is so gay, I bet his name is Chris.
by Dumm and Ugly June 10, 2020
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