guava-cannon

Slang for pussy- especially one that ejaculates, queefs, or pops out shitty children excessively.

"Looking down the barrel of that chick's guava-cannon is like staring at the distended mouth of a palsy patient."

"Swear t'Jesus- I was lyin' on the bed after we fucked, and she climbed over me to use the bathroom. All'a sudden her guava-cannon fires off, and now I gots the chunkies in mah chest hair."

by Abdallah Price November 4, 2011

Horchata Cannons

A Mexican girls boobs. Typically really nice or large ones.

Wow Torin, look at the horchata cannons on that chick. Forget about opening the border, let open up that shirt!

by JackDaddy6294 September 11, 2023

Shannon the Cannon

Spakka's misses that does nothing but catch COVID and shag every man she sees.

Jim: 'Is Shannon the Cannon able to come over tonight mummy'

by Man a boasty. December 2, 2021

Cambodian Cannon

When you place your balls in your partners asshole

I used the Cambodian Cannon on denise.

by Butthole Punching July 5, 2022

Cannon Gage

Cannon Gage has 1000 starts

Did you know Cannon Gage has 1000 starts

by CAHERMAN February 7, 2022

Cannon Gage

Cannon Gage is a 4 time champion

You're like Cannon Gage and Sebastian Vettel

by CAHERMAN March 15, 2022

man cannon

a guys cock that shoots out cannon balls

hey quazzle i bet u like to shoot your man cannon up other guys hershie highway
you damn quaz

by billythesnipe June 15, 2003